VOICE OF FIRE 2007!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, BLOGGERS!
WELCOME TO 2007!
I HEREBY DECLARE 2007 THE OFFICIAL YEAR OF CONTEMPORARY ART!
HERE ARE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS:
I - TO UPLOAD MORE CONTENT TO MY BLOG - I HAVE SOME FAN-ART MADE BY KIDS TO POST IN THE COMING WEEKS.
II - TO PURSUE ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL AND ARTISTIC VENUES FOR MY PERFORMANCE SERIES!
III - TO HELP LOCATE THE VOICE OF WIND WITH THE AID OF THE VOICE OF EARTH!
IV- TO SLIM DOWN AND SHED SOME EXTRA PIXELS! I AM GETTING OUT OF LINE!
V - TO ACTIVELY COURT THE ART-CRITICS OF THIS WORLD AND BE MORE TIMELY WITH MY PRESS RELEASES!
VI - TO ENSURE THAT I APPEAR AS THE OFFICIAL ALARM GREETING FOR EVERY CHUMBY SOLD IN 2007!
VII - TO ENSURE THAT THANKS TO THE NEW THIRD-WORLD LAPTOP, I CAN SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF MODERN ART ON A GLOBAL SCALE THAT TRANSCENDS POVERTY AND OTHER POST-MODERNIST INEQUALITIES!
VIII - TO ENSURE THAT I HOLD ONLY THE HIGHEST STANDARDS FOR EXISTING AS A LIVING FORM OF MODERN ART!
HAPPY NEW YEAR REGARDS,
VOICE OF FIRE 2007 (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE VOICE OF FIRE 2006)
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"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man,' Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly, he'll basically give you a hard time. He'll be bigger, faster, and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, But, he'll be pretty good in the sack."
"I can put up with that," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah well, he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, there is one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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