Tuesday, October 24, 2006

SURREY ART GALLERY - 7TH SCHOOL TOUR




GREETINGS BLOGGERS!

TODAY IS THE FIRST SCHOOL TOUR OF MY LAST FULL WEEK OF APPEARING AT THE SURREY ART GALLERY. TODAY’S SCHOOL WAS REGENT CHRISTIAN ACADEMY.

HERE WERE THE QUESTIONS OF THE DAY THAT WERE UNIQUE TO TODAY’S PERFORMANCE...

I- THE TEACHER WANTED TO KNOW IF MY ANCESTOR COULD ALSO FLOAT AROUND HIS OWN BLUE VOID. I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT I AM AN IMPROVEMENT ON THE ORIGINAL VOICE OF FIRE AND ONLY I CAN FLOAT AROUND MY NEIGHBORLY BLUE VOID.

MAYBE IN A HEIGHTENED STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS, ONE COULD SEE MY ANCESTOR FLOATING WITHIN THE BLUE VOID BUT THAT WOULD TAKE SOME SORT OF PRIMAL TRANCE RITUAL TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. THE SAME SORT OF TRANCE WOULD BE NEEDED TO ENABLE MY ANCESTOR TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO THE GALLERY AUDIENCE.

PERHAPS A CHILD CAN DO THIS FAR MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN AN ADULT. PERHAPS THE STUDENTS HERE AT REGENT CHRISTIAN ACADEMY COULD ACHIEVE THIS STATE OF MIND. ON THIS SUBJECT, I SHOULD ADD THAT MY GRANDCREATOR, BARNETT NEWMAN PAINTED A SERIES BASED ON A CHRISTIAN THEME CALLED “STATIONS OF THE CROSS”.


II- A STUDENT NAMED COLTON (SPELLING CORRECT?) WANTED TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I HAD ANY SIBLINGS. I TOLD HIM THAT I AM NOT TOTALLY SURE BUT IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THE VOICES OF EARTH AND WIND ARE MY SIBLINGS AS WE SURE APPEAR TO BE RELATED. I CANNOT VERIFY THIS FOR SURE THOUGH BUT I THINK THEY ARE RELATED AS THEY HAIL FROM MY ANCESTRAL HOMELAND, NEW YORK.


III- ANOTHER STUDENT ASKED WHETHER OR NOT I OWNED A DOG. I DO NOT OWN ANY PETS ALTHOUGH THERE IS ANOTHER AVATAR IN THE BLUE VOID CALLED “LUKE THE DOG”. I AM NOT SURE IF THIS DOG HAS A DESIRE TO BE OWNED THOUGH.


IV- THE CLASS AS A WHOLE CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED MY FAVORITE COLORS WHICH ARE RED AND BLUE (IN ORDER OF MERIT).


V- THE CLASS SAID THEY ALL LOVED ME AND FEELING MY RED HEART WARM RIGHT UP, I REASSURED THE CLASS THAT I LOVED THEM JUST AS MUCH!


VI- COLTON ASKED ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT I TAKE NAPS. I TOLD THEM I FREQUENTLY TAKE NAPS AND MY NEXT NAP WAS RIGHT AFTER THEIR SCHOOL TOUR. SOME MIGHT FIND THIS STRANGE AS I HAD JUST WOKEN UP 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE SCHOOL TOUR BUT BELIEVE ME, SCHOOL TOURS CAN LEAVE ME TOTALLY EXHAUSTED BECAUSE AFTER THE HIGH WEARS OFF, I CRASH ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS!


VII- ONE STUDENT ASKED ME IF I LIVED IN A HOUSE. I HAVE NO HOUSE AS SUCH TO SPEAK OF BUT I DO HAVE A LARGE PUBLIC BACKYARD KNOWN AS THE BLUE VOID WHERE I CAN FREELY NAP WITHOUT THE FISCAL PRESSURES OF RENT AND MORTGAGE PAYMENTS.


VIII- SOPHIE ASKED IF I DRINK COFFEE. NO, I DO NOT DRINK COFFEE AND WOULD NOT RECOMMEND COFFEE TO ANYONE AS IT IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE AND ALSO NOT MY FAVORITE COLOR. IF YOU ARE TO PARTAKE IN SOME CAFFIENE CONSUMPTION, I WOULD RECOMMEND SOME RED TEA (ONE BRAND NAME WAS MENTIONED IN AN EARLIER BLOG POSTING). I PERSONALLY CONSUME SPARE PIXELS BUT THAT HAS TO DO WITH FRIVOLOUS RECREATION AND NOT SUBSISTENCE NOR THE DEPENDENCY CAUSED BY ADDICTION.


IX- ONE STUDENT ASKED IF I MADE ANY ART. YES, I SAID I DID AND I GAVE THEM AN EXAMPLE OF MY ABSTRACT BODY ART – EXAMPLES OF WHICH YOU CAN SEE BY SCROLLING DOWN THE BLOG AND VIEWING PREVIOUS POSTINGS...


X- ANOTHER STUDENT ASKED IF I CHEWED GUM. SHE THOUGHT I LOOKED LIKE A STICK OF RED GUM. I TOLD THEM THAT A LOCAL FROM THE TECHWORLDS COMMUNITY NAMED ZEPPELINMAN HAD ALSO POINTED OUT THAT I LOOKED LIKE RED CHEWING GUM. I MIGHT ALSO LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF RED LICORICE. REGARDLESS OF APPEARANCES (WHICH CAN BE VERY DECEIVING), I LIKE THE IDEA OF CHEWING BIG RED BRAND-NAME GUM AS THAT STICK RESEMBLES MY ZIP (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

XI- AND FINALLY, A STUDENT NAMED BEVERLY WAS WONDERING HOW I WAS ABLE TO TALK TO HER. I TOLD HER I EMPLOYED A VERY NOVEL MODE OF SPEAKING. I HAVE THIS SPECIAL MINI-VOID CALLED A MOUTH AND USE THIS WONDERFUL AIR-PIXEL OSCILLATOR CALLED A VOICE IN ORDER TO TRANSMIT MY THOUGHTS TO YOU. IN THE BLUE VOID, I POSSESS AN EXTRA TELEPATHIC ABILITY WHERE I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER INHABITANTS OF THIS VOID WITHOUT HAVING TO USE MY MOUTH OR VOICE.

TELEPATHIC REGARDS,

VOICE OF FIRE 2006

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