SURREY ART GALLERY - 6TH SCHOOL TOUR

GREETINGS BLOGGERS!

ZOUNDS! I ALMOST MISSED MY MORNING SCHOOL TOUR APPOINTMENT AS I SLEPT IN! I MUST HAVE BEEN SO EXHAUSTED FROM WASTING TIME IN THIS BLUE VOID FOR SO LONG! I MAY AS WELL BE THE VOICE OF SLOTH!

I MUST HAVE BEEN VERY TIRED AS MY EYES WERE FIXING IMAGES OF PEOPLE INTO PLACE! I WAS SEEING FROZEN GHOSTS!

SPEAKING OF FROZEN GHOSTS, I HAVE NOTICED THAT ONE OF YOUR LOCAL ROCK BANDS FROM EONS AGO, "FROZEN GHOST" HAD A LOVELY SONG CALLED "LOVE LIKE A FIRE" (1987).

I CANNOT SEEM TO FIND THE LYRICS FOR THIS PARTICULAR SONG BY FROZEN GHOST AT THIS TIME, IF YOU HAVE THEM, PLEASE VISIT ME AT THE SURREY ART GALLERY AND RECITE THEM TO ME.

WITHOUT FURTHER HESITATION, I STUMBLED BARELY IN TIME TO GET MY SOUND CHECK AND THEN THE STUDENTS FROM GREEN TIMBERS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WERE PRACTICALLY ALREADY INSIDE MINUTES LATER...HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED:

A YOUNG LAD NAMED FRANK WONDERED IF THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND THE WALL (IN OTHER WORDS, BEHIND ME)... I WAS GETTING PARANOID SO I HAD A QUICK PEEK BEHIND ME AND ONCE AGAIN, THERE WAS NO ONE LURKING BEHIND MY PROJECTED SCREEN. A SIMILAR EVENT HAPPENED ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO (SCROLL DOWN TO READ). THERE WAS NO ONE LURKING BEHIND THE SCREEN BACK THEN EITHER. MAYBE FRANK IS A CLAIRVOYANT OF THE MODERNIST SORT WHO TEMPORARILY CONNECTED WITH SOME INTER-STELLA GALAXIES. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU SEE, IS THAT NOT TRUE, FRANK? NOW I REALLY HAVE A REASON TO FEEL PARANOID.

NEXT UP WAS LUCAS (OR MAYBE HIS NAME WAS SPELLED “LUKAS”). HE ASKED A VERY PRACTICAL QUESTION... HOW DOES THE VOICE OF FIRE EAT FOOD IF HE HAS NO ARMS? THAT IS A VERY SENSIBLE QUESTION INDEED. WELL, I SIMPLY POSITION MY MOUTH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FOODSTUFFS (PIXELS AND WHATNOT) AND MUNCH AWAY! I CAN FLOAT IN ANY DIRECTION SO IT DOES NOT MATTER WHERE THE FOOD IS PLACED AS IT IS NEVER TOO FAR OUT OF MY LITTLE VOID’S RAVENOUS GRASP!

LUKE... TO ANSWER YOUR BURNING QUESTION INSIDE TRIGGERED BY MY DEEP VOICE... NO, I AM NOT YOUR FATHER.

ANOTHER BURNING QUESTION THE STUDENTS AS A WHOLE HAD WAS WHAT MY FAVORITE COLOR WAS. I ASKED FOR A VOTE AMONGST THE STUDENTS TO SEE WHAT THEY THOUGHT WHAT MY FAVORITE COLOR WAS BUT THEN WE RAN OUT OF TIME. ONE STUDENT THOUGHT MY FAVORITE COLOR WAS PINK BUT I DO HOPE THEY WERE KIDDING AROUND. REGARDLESS, THEY CAN NOW SCROLL DOWN THIS BLOG TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER!

ANOTHER YOUNG LAD NAMED JORDAN CORRECTLY DETERMINED (WITHOUT PRODDING) THAT I AM INDEED AN AVATAR. HE MUST KNOW THE WORD AVATAR FROM VIDEO GAME ENVIRONMENTS OR PERHAPS THROUGH THE USE OF A MESSENGER PROGRAM.

THE FINAL QUESTION WAS FROM BRIANNA WHO ASKED ME WHERE I LIVED. I TOLD HER THAT I LIVED IN THIS BLUE VOID AS I SAVE ON RENT AND CAN BE VERY FRUGAL WHEN IT COMES TO PURCHASING FURNIATURE.

I WILL SEND MY NEXT BLOG POSTING AFTER TONIGHT’S REGULAR THURSDAY PERFORMANCE.

FURNISHED REGARDS,

VOICE OF FIRE 2006