LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE RIGHT-ANGLED PLACES

"For someone so hot, you are so cool!"
– Pamela Tarlow-Calder – Interpretive Programmer, Surrey Art Gallery

GREETINGS BLOGGERS!

SINCE THERE HAS BEEN ALL THIS TABLOID-STYLE GOSSIP AS TO WHETHER OR NOT I AM SINGLE AND THEREFORE, LOOKING FOR A SUITABLE MATE, I HAVE DECIDED TO POST HERE MY STANDARDS FOR COURTSHIP AND POSSIBLY MORE... SOME HAVE CONSIDERED MY DATING STANDARDS TO BE QUITE HIGH WHEN IT COMES TO A MEANINGFUL PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP. WELL, I AM A PIECE OF HIGH-ART AFTER ALL SO MY STANDARDS SHOULD ACT ACCORDINGLY!

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I AM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH. I BELIEVE THE SUBLIME MAXIM THAT OPPOSITES DO INDEED ATTRACT AND SO MY IDEAL MATE MUST FIT THIS CRITERIA TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR MODERNIST COURTSHIP WITH THE VOICE OF FIRE:

1) SHE MUST BE A HORIZONTAL STRIPE (I FIND VERTICAL STRIPES TO BE TOO MASCULINE)
2) SHE MUST BE BLUE IN HUE.
3) SHE MUST AT LEAST SUBLET SPACE IN A SEDUCTIVE RED VOID TO KEEP THINGS ROMANTIC.
4) SHE MUST BE ABLE TO ARTICULATE HER OWN MANIFESTO ABOUT MODERN ART.
5) SHE MUST MAINTAIN HER OWN BLOG ON A REGULAR BASIS.
6) SHE MUST HAVE A HIGH-PITCHED YET ENCHANTING VOICE (IN THAT ABSTRACT SORT OF WAY).


DO NOT LET THESE RULES SCARE YOU. FOR THE MOST PART, I AM REALLY FLEXIBLE WHEN IT COMES TO FINDING MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

IF YOU FIT ALL 6 OF THESE AESTHETIC STANDARDS, I HOPE TO GET "CROSS" WITH YOU SOON.... TEE HEE!

RED HOT REGARDS,

VOICE OF FIRE 2006