Thursday, October 26, 2006

SURREY ART GALLERY - 6TH THURSDAY EVENING PERFORMANCE



GREETINGS BLOGGERS!

BEFORE I BEGIN MY ROUTINE RAMBLE ABOUT TONIGHT'S THURSDAY PERFORMANCE, HERE IS A VIDEO OF THE VOICE OF EARTH FROM NEW YORK HYPING MY PERFORMANCE SERIES AT THE SURREY ART GALLERY:






...NOW LET ME CONTINUE WITH MY ROUTINE RAMBLE...

I WAS ALMOST RESIGNED TO THE FACT THAT THE SURREY ART GALLERY MIGHT NOT HAVE THEIR ACCESS PORTAL READY IN TIME FOR NIGHT TIME VISITORS TO SPEAK WITH ME BUT LO AND BEHOLD! THE TECHNICAL STAFF PERFORMED A MIRACLE AND MANAGED TO RESTORE THE DIMENSIONAL CONNECTION! WELL, THEY DID NOT RESTORE THE AUDIO CONNECTION AS PEOPLE COULD ONLY HEAR ME AND THE VOICE OF EARTH THROUGH THE USE OF HEADPHONES BUT IT IS BETTER TO BE QUIET AND ALIVE THAN ABSOLUTELY ABSENT FROM THE COMMUNITY!

SO, HERE (IN MY USUAL CLASSICAL POINT FORM) IS WHAT HAPPENED:

I- A THOUSAND AND ONE ZOUNDS!!! THE VOICE OF EARTH ARRIVED FROM A LONG RECOVERY IN NEW YORK AND SHE APPEARED AS A THIN ZIP (ALWAYS AN INDICATION OF SERIOUS WEIGHT LOSS AFTER AN ILLNESS)...WE CHATTED ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF SMOKING AND HOW OUR VIRTUAL BODY MASS INDEX RELATED TO THE DEATHCLOCK.

II- FINALLY SOME VISITORS! WE HAD HEARD FROM THE FRONT DESK THAT A NIGHT CLASS WOULD COME TO VISIT US AND SURE ENOUGH, 2 OF THE 14 STUDENTS HAD A QUICK CHAT WITH US (3 IF YOU COUNT THE INSTRUCTOR). THEIR NAMES WERE SARA, MARYANNE AND MINDY. THEY PLAN TO VISIT NEXT THURSDAY SO THEY CAN WEAN THEIR DEPENDENCE ON HEADPHONES AND EXPERIENCE OUR BOOMING VOICES THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE TECHLAB SPACE! WE DID HAVE ENOUGH TIME AND AUDIO THOUGH TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT I WAS THE ONE WITH THE SUNBURN AND THE VOICE OF EARTH WAS THE ONE WITH THE TAN! ALSO, THE VOICE OF EARTH MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT SHE WAS A POST-MODERN VARIANT OF MYSELF...GO FIGURE!

....GO GROUND!

SPEAKING OF GROUND, THE VOICE OF EARTH DISCUSSED HER INTEREST IN EARTHWORKS. SHE REQUESTED OF THE NIGHT CLASS STUDENTS THAT THEY STUDY EARTHWORKS BEFORE RETURNING TO US NEXT WEEK. QUITE THE TASKMASTER THIS VOICE OF EARTH IS, WOULDN’T YOU SAY?

GROUNDED REGARDS,

VOICE OF FIRE 2006

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