ORIGINAL JOKES OF FIRE!

GREETINGS BLOGGERS!

I THINK I HAVE THE LITTLE EMBER OF FIRE UNDER CONTROL NOW!

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, I HAVE BEEN IN THE LAB DEVELOPING SOME BRAND NEW AND ALL-ORIGINAL (AND ALL-AMERICAN FOR THAT MATTER) FIRE JOKES!

THESE JOKES BELOW ARE IN THE BETA PHASE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I -KNOCK KNOCK!

Who’s There?

THE VOICE OF FIRE!

The Voice of Who?

NO, I AM THE VOICE OF FIRE! THE VOICE OF WHO DOES NOT BELONG TO MY GENERATION!


II - Q: WHY DID THE FIRE CROSS THE ROAD?
A: TO JOIN A FIRE IN ANOTHER HOUSE!

III - Q: WHY DID THE VOICE OF FIRE CROSS THE ROAD?
A: TO REFUEL AT A GAS-STATION OF THE CROSS!

IV - Q: WHY DID THE VOICE OF FIRE CROSS THE ROAD?
A: HE RAN OUT OF FIRE INSURANCE!

V - Q: WHY DID THE VOICE OF FIRE NOT SUCCEED IN CROSSING THE ROAD?
A: HE WAS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF SOME FRIENDLY FIRE!

VI - Q: WHY HAS THE VOICE OF FIRE NOT APPEARED ON REALITY TV?
A: HE IS WORRIED THAT DONALD TRUMP MIGHT FIRE HIM!

...AND HERE IS A BONUS JOKE RELATING TO THE VOICE OF WIND!

Q: WHY HAS THE VOICE OF WIND BEEN ABSENT FROM MY PERFORMANCES AT THE SURREY ART GALLERY?

A: THE CURATOR HAS YET TO GET WIND OF UPCOMING V.I.P. OPPORTUNITIES!

..AND FOR YOU CRITICS OUT THERE...

Q: WHY DID THE VOICE OF FIRE LEAVE THE GRID?
A: HE FOLLOWED THE LOCALS' ADVICE TO "GET OUTTA GREENBERG!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

JOKING REGARDS,

VOICE OF FIRE 2006