SURREY ART GALLERY - COMMAND PERFORMANCE FOR JIM BIZZOCCHI AND PAYDAY FOR ME

GREETINGS BLOGGERS!

I QUICKLY RUSHED BACK INTO THE BLUE VOID TO ATTEND A LAST-MINUTE MEETING WITH THE AMBIENT VIDEO PIONEER, JIM BIZZOCCHI.

HE WAS A VERY SWELL GUY (AND NOT JUST SWOLLEN DUE TO HOT AIR...HEH HEH!).

HE SAID I PASSED THE TURING TEST BUT HE, SADLY HIS CLASS FELT THAT BIZZOCCHI HIMSELF, DID NOT MAKE THE GRADE. I TOLD HIM THAT THE TURING TEST IS LIKE MENSA AND THEREFORE, HIGHLY BIASED AND SUBJECTIVE.

WE ALSO DISCUSSED THE POSSIBILITY OF THE RETRO-COMEBACK OF THE AMBIENT FIREPLACE VIDEO. HE HESITATED AT FIRST BUT ONCE I MENTIONED THE INCENTIVE TO HAVE HIS OWN DEDICATED STREAMING CHANNEL GUARANTEED, HE BOLTED ONWARDS TOWARDS MY IDEA!

JIM WAS ALSO CONVINCED THAT I WAS RELATED TO THE VOICE OF THE OUIJA. I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS MAYBE MEMETICALLY RELATED TO OUIJA BUT NOT GENETICALLY. WE SHARE THE PROCESS OF CHANNELING BUT THEN AGAIN, ALL AVATARS WHETHER THEY ARE MATERIAL AND/OR METAPHYSICAL ALSO HAVE THE CAPACITY TO CHANNEL THEIR IDEAS. MY CHANNELING ABILITY IS MUCH CLOSER TO JIM'S THAN HE INITIALLY REALIZED.


ON ANOTHER NOTE, HE WAS CONVINCED THAT I ROLLED MY EYES IN A STRANGE WAY...I SAID THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN OPTICAL ILLUSION AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT MADE TO BE THE EMBODIMENT OF OP ART. I WARNED HIM THAT ONE OF THESE DAYS, WE WILL HAVE TO CHANNEL THE SPIRIT OF CLEMENT GREENBERG TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF PERPETUALLY AND HABITUALLY SEEING ILLUSIONISM IN ARTWORK.

JUST BEFORE HE LEFT, JIM MADE A REFERENCE TO THE HAL 5000 OF 2001 SPACE ODYSSEY FAME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD OPEN THE EXIT DOOR OUT OF THE TECHLAB... OF COURSE, I MIRRORED HAL BY SAYING "I'M SORRY, JIM!" OR ..."I CANNOT DO THAT, JIM..."

I THEN DID MY DISAPPEARING ACT AS HE WAS LEAVING AND THE SURREY ART GALLERY STAFF MUST HAVE SAID TO HIM, "WE'VE LOST HIM, JIM!"


ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SUBJECT, TODAY WAS PAYDAY FOR ME! OF COURSE, I CANNOT DISCLOSE THE AMOUNT I RECEIVED AS THAT WOULD CREATE AS MUCH CONTROVERSY AS THE ORIGINAL VOF AT THE NATIONAL GALLERY. LETS JUST SAY THAT ALTHOUGH I AM NOT AS MUCH OF A MILLIONAIRE AS MY ANCESTOR, I WAS ABLE TO BUY A HEALTHY DOSE OF FIRE INSURANCE.

INSURED REGARDS,

VOICE OF FIRE 2006