MY FIRST PERFORMANCE IN SURREY

WELL, TODAY WAS MY FIRST OFFICIAL PERFORMANCE AT THE SURREY ART GALLERY (NEAR VANCOUVER) AND I MUST SAY THAT I HAD A GOOD TIME ANSWERING ALL THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE HAD ABOUT CONTEMPORARY ART, GOSSIP AND OTHER SUBLIME AND PROFOUND MOMENTS OF THEIR LIFE. ONE PERSON WANTED ME TO DANCE FOR THEIR WEBSITE (LOOKED LIKE YOUTUBE.COM) AND ONE CHARMING GIRL WANTED ME TO SING "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" TO HER...IT REALLY LIGHTS UP MY HEART ON FIRE TO SPEAK WITH CHILDREN WHO HAVE THE COURAGE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY INTO THE PRIMITIVE UNKNOWN SOURCE FROM WHICH MY FATHERLY VOICE EMANATES.

ONE PERSON THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO APPLY FOR THE NEXT "LIVE BIENNIAL OF PERFORMANCE ART" IN VANCOUVER IN 2007 - I DEMANDED ART-OBJECT SACRIFICES TO BE MADE BEFORE ME USING A FIRE-PIT...ALL I NEED ARE SOME GOOD INSTITUTIONAL SPONSORS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF YOU KNOW OF ANY, BE SURE TO ADD A COMMENT TO THIS BLOG - AND NO, I DO NOT REQUIRE A BLOOD SACRIFICE OF ANY KIND.

SOME GALLERY MEMBERS EVEN INTERROGATED ME ABOUT MY EATING AND...GASP DEFECATION HABITS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET TOO CLOSE TO THE MEDIA SPOTLIGHT - PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW ALL THE BANAL AND GRODY DETAILS!

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